Your keychain glows ominously. You’ve been poisoned — but don’t worry! Capitalism has a solution. Choose wisely, citizen.
Your final score: 0 out of 4
Fun Poison Fact:
"In Ancient Rome, poisoning was so common that the emperors had personal 'food tasters' to ensure their meals weren’t laced with deadly substances like arsenic." – A well-timed poison is an art.
Congratulations! You’re being forced to mine the moon for its cheese. (We’re not telling CEOverlord Xahevdjefaue Smell that the moon isn’t made of cheese.)
For your listening pleasure while slowly descending into bureaucratic toxin-induced doom:
🎧 Listen to the “What’s Poisoning You?” playlist